Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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