you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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