Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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