operation harelip BJ is a go
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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