YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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