hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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