capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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