is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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