Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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