he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize