I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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