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your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
there is puke in my bra ... again
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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