she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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