that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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