My first STD was from a foam party
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize