Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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