Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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