Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I will be naked everywhere
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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