My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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