I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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