Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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