my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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