therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize