nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I will be naked everywhere
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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