you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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