Me. At least after what I've been through.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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