So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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