I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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