I could have mohawked her pubes.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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