how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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