Pappa wants mamma naked
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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