I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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