nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Someone shattered a urinal.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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