It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
if only i could text you this smell
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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