I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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