STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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