We should be called the Road Head Warriors
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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