I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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