i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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