Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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