I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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