I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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