I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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