How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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