I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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