I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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