I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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