After last night, I could never be a politician.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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