Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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