And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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